The Great Leader to address Congress tonight

Tonight - at 7:00 Montana Time

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The first State of the Union address

is to be read off a teleprompter, by

The Great Leader, The Messiah,

The Protector of the Poor,

President Barack Hussein Obama.

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He's going to explain a few things

to us.

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He will explain that even though

2,200,000 jobs have been lost

since his inaguration, that his spending

(stimulus) bill saved or created

100,000 jobs.

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This isn't the speech he planned on giving.

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He was planning to talk about closing Guantanamo, and how unemployment was below 8%, and how he got the Olympics for Chicago, and how the voters went Democratic in New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts. He was also going to tell us about his great accomplishment signing universal health insurance for all.

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The problem is that none of these things happened.

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He got jap-slapped by the International Olympic Committee, sent back to Chicago embarrassed, and every time he campaigned for a fellow Democrat, that candidate was defeated.

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He promise to have an open debate about health care, on C-SPAN, then had his minions write up a bill so complicated that nobody knew what was in it, and bought off votes in backroom deals, in the dead of night. And if you weren't an insider, you didn't get to participate.

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His first year has been an absolute disaster, in economic terms, and politically for the Dems.

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He will tell us that he is going to freeze government spending, at current levels, which he only increased 24% since taking office.

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He is going to tell you that he is now concerned about unemployment.

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He is going to say all our problems are President Bush's fault, not his.

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He may talk about his 'historic' election again, or about his father, a

goat-herder from Kenya. He may remind you that by electing him

you are absolved for your sin of being white, after all, the Dems love

to play the race card in politics.

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So I hope you can tune in.

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He will uplift your spirits. Have faith in The Great Leader!