Performance Review for President Obama

Well, today is the

one-year-anniversary

of the inaguration of The

Great Leader, The Messiah,

The Protector of the Poor,

Barack Obama.

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Since he is my (and your) employee, it's time for him to get a performance review.

Ex = excellent

G = good

S = satisfactory

NI = needs improvement

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(1) Economic Policy - NI

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Unemployent is at a best 10%, and at worst 18%, depending on who you listen to.

When you pushed through your stimulus (spending) bill, you told us that unemployment would hit 8% if it wasn't passed. It has been revealed that the stimulus failed, in that not a single job was saved or created. You bailed out GM and Chrysler, shafting the stockholders, and warned us that if they were allowed to go bankrupt that it would be economic catastrophe. GM went bankrupt anyway, the billions of dollars are gone, and they are still losing money.

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(2) National Security - NI

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There were no terror attacks inside America from 9/11 until you were elected. Then we had a crazed muslim soldier go on a shooting spree, and attempted airline bombings. The sight of you seems to encourage the extremists. When your hand-picked General asked for more troops, you had to stall him, and talk to the politicians for months before even meeting with him.

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(3) Foreign Policy - S

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You are trying to get along with the world, and that earns you an S. Of course, the nations of the world still haven't changed any policy because of their great love for you, but there's still the chance.

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(4) Political Skill - NI

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You were elected on the promise of Hope & Change. Politifact http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/ has been keeping track of promises - and the record isn't good.

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(5) Administration - NI

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You have turned much of America over to 'Czars' who have tended to be inexperienced, corrupt, or ultra-liberal. You appoint a new General to fight the war in Afghanistan, then never meet with him, until the story broke on the news. (See National Security)`

I think this review has gone far enough, don't you?

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Just one NI means you fail the overall review.

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I saw you on TV giving yourself a B+

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In what world are you living in - Neverland?